i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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