you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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