Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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