what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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