Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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