I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
