Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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