he shaved USA in his pubs
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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