It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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