i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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