If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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