I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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