Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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