Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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