Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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