she was so not down for the gang bang
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
So. Much. Porn.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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