I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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