god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
And the cops told us we were all naked.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I have fence marks all over my body
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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