the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
is wine microwaveable?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
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