Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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