She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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