we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Do vagina's smell?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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