..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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