Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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