Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
how does that bad decision feel?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
