i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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