so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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