May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
