So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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