Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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