Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
