What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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