Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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