do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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