standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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