yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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