yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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