It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
