Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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