Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
is it fun? or sober?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize