Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Randomize
