The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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