wake up i wanna do it froggy style
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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