Grow some girl-balls and come out already
only if we run a train.
done.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
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