We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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