I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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