Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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