it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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