That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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