hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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