i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
