if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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