I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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