Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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